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Don’t know what to get that person who has EVERYTHING??

They said they wanted “nothing”, so now you can give them “focol”! What better gift for the person who apparently has everything, than a reminder that they want nothing?

This lovingly crafted box of emptiness is filled to the brim with unspoilt nothingness. It’s a statement, an empty gesture if you will, a nod at the futility of ownership, and yet despite “focol” being nothing, it is of course packed with millions of particles, mostly germs, which is pretty good for nothing.

Ingredients: Nothing, not a thing, not a single thing, not anything, nothing at all, nil, nada, focol.

Caution: Not dishwasher safe, because you do not want to wash focol, you idiot. Do not swallow the contents. Choking hazard.