May 10, 2017

Privacy Policy

Last updated: Jun 26, 2017


Useless Gifts (“us”, “we”, or “our”) operates the website (the “Service”).

This page informs you of our policies regarding the collection, use and disclosure of Personal Information when you use our Service.

We will not use or share your information with anyone except as described in this Privacy Policy. We use your Personal Information for providing and improving the Service. By using the Service, you agree to the collection and use of information in accordance with this policy. Unless otherwise defined in this Privacy Policy, terms used in this Privacy Policy have the same meanings as in our Terms and Conditions.

We might collect personal identification information provided by you to be able to deliver your purchases.  This privacy policy applies to the Site and all products and services offered by Useless Gifts. We may also collect non-personal information like browser name, operating system and internet service provider. Useless Gifts may collect useless information, which means nothing whatsoever.

Web browser cookies
This site uses cookies for record-keeping purposes.  If your browser refuse cookies, some parts of the site might not function properly. If you have no idea what this means, google it.  You are seriously not expecting us to explain all this highly intelligent words.

How we protect your information
We take it, lock it up in the freezer and put it on ice.  No you “highly intellectual individual”… We adopt data collection and processing practices and security measures to protect against all unauthorized access.

Sharing your personal information
We do not share your information with anyone else… except if you have a really funny name, then we laugh in the office and carry on with our work.

External Websites and ads
Because our website is so cool, people will want to advertise on it.  We like them, so you should like them too.
This privacy policy does not cover the use of cookies by any advertisers.

Changes to this privacy policy
We might change the privacy policy from time to time.  You acknowledge and agree that it is your responsibility to review this privacy policy periodically and become aware of modifications.

Your acceptance of these terms

You have 2 options: If you continue to use this site, you are agreeing with all our policies and terms and conditions and updated changes.  If you do not agree.  Please hover over to the little ‘X’ in the corner of your screen that means ‘close’ and get your ass out of here.

Contacting us
If you have any questions about this Privacy Policy, the practices of this site, or your dealings with this site, please contact us at:

For any complaints, please send an email to:

(Ons sal jou complaint in ‘n nota boekie skryf, dan kan jy dit op jou maag skryf)