Last updated: Jun 26, 2017
Useless Gifts (“us”, “we”, or “our”) operates the http://www.uselessgifts.co.za website (the “Service”).
This page informs you of our policies regarding the collection, use and disclosure of Personal Information when you use our Service.
Web browser cookies
How we protect your information
We take it, lock it up in the freezer and put it on ice. No you “highly intellectual individual”… We adopt data collection and processing practices and security measures to protect against all unauthorized access.
Sharing your personal information
We do not share your information with anyone else… except if you have a really funny name, then we laugh in the office and carry on with our work.
External Websites and ads
Because our website is so cool, people will want to advertise on it. We like them, so you should like them too.
Your acceptance of these terms
You have 2 options: If you continue to use this site, you are agreeing with all our policies and terms and conditions and updated changes. If you do not agree. Please hover over to the little ‘X’ in the corner of your screen that means ‘close’ and get your ass out of here.
For any complaints, please send an email to: firstname.lastname@example.org
(Ons sal jou complaint in ‘n nota boekie skryf, dan kan jy dit op jou maag skryf)